Guest commentator: Laura Ingraham.
Target: Tila Tequila from MTV's "A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila"
Synopsis: MTV is apparently in the sewer. MTV, Vh1, Bravo, etc etc should not be included on cable. Obviously...Tila Tequila is a bisexual. Wait...a BISEXUAL?!! AAHHHH! It's the end of America!
Waste of fascist time (yawn).