Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned from Republicans in the Third Quarter of 2009

From Bill in Portland Maine...

Like, for instance:

>> The president is a Kenyan racist who hates white people and white culture.

>> The first Hispanic American to become a Supreme Court Justice is a "reverse-racist."

>> It's okay to call the president a liar as he's saying something true while addressing a joint session of Congress.

>> Making health care more accessible and affordable is a Nazi policy.

>> Death panels led by Barney Frank will convene in the middle of the night to decide if Grandma lives or dies.

>> Government-run healthcare programs are evil...and don’t you dare put the government in charge of my Medicare!

>> The attacks of 9/11 didn’t happen on Bush and Cheney's watch.

>> Norm Coleman's senate seat was stolen by Al Franken and John McCain's presidency was stolen by ACORN.

>> Whoever shouts the loudest and angriest at a town hall meeting is a better American than people who don’t.

>> The biggest environmental threat to the planet is global cooling.